My name is Jo Stewart and this is my fiancee John Aldredge. I live in Austraila and he lives in the United States.I think we make the perfect couple because we are both so damn UGLY! Some people even say that we shouldn't be allowed to breed 'cause we are so ugly! Well, everyone can't be beautiful now can they? If there weren't any ugly people like us who would everyone pick on?
So, are you wondering how the two of us met? Well, we met online in a chat room of course. How else are ugly people going to find each other? When ugly people talk online we can lie and tell everyone that we are skinny and beautiful and no one will know the difference! So, that chick that you were talking to last nite that said she was a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream could have really been me!!!!!
